ssray 1,577 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Or wash hands after 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hoona6 3,292 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, ssray said: Or wash hands after I think the original says 'contact' rather than 'sex' but there are certain parts of the UK where this advice is particularly relevant 🦄 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jaycee 36,435 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 "Avoid unprotected sex with live wild or farm animals" I'd say that's doable for most folk. If not, wear a rubber (always good advice) Also, if read in a certain way, dead animals seem to be fair game* *game, wild animals, gerrit? 😄 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy_tom 6,449 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Always double bag. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gurninman 3,002 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 hours ago, ssray said: Or wash hands after Teuchters be Teuchters 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flerbizky 3,723 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 5 hours ago, hoona6 said: I think the original says 'contact' rather than 'sex' but there are certain parts of the UK where this advice is particularly relevant 🦄 Stop making fun of Brexit voters! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heds954 20,544 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 6 hours ago, jaycee said: "Avoid unprotected sex with live wild or farm animals" I'd say that's doable for most folk. If not, wear a rubber (always good advice) Also, if read in a certain way, dead animals seem to be fair game* *game, wild animals, gerrit? 😄 Wear a rubber what? Glove? Chicken?* *though, you would have a hen on your cock 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevieweavie 1,042 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Even more reason to avoid rapey bears Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hoona6 3,292 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, stevieweavie said: Even more reason to avoid rapey bears Read the advice: It's fine as long as they wear a condom. 😁 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frey Bentos 2,880 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 I liked the thing I read where someone wanted to get it officially called KungFlu. 2 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Basil 13,915 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) Is it just me that thinks this thing is largely overhyped bollocks with convenient timing; it's flu season people die of flu all the time, it gets reported just as UK GOV are farting about with brexit and the Huawei 5G bill for a kick-off plus Trump's impeachment trial is about to get under way and the first case of it actually hitting the US is reported on the first day of the hearing. Like Swine flu, Bird Flu and SARS before it, a great vessel to generate mass hysteria and to bury bad news. One good thing though China are throwing up 2 new hospitals from scratch in 2 weeks will show UK GOV up for the useless, lying, dithering wankers that they truly are. Sorry for not joining in with the comedy it's just this post didn't warrant going anywhere else. Edited January 29, 2020 by Basil beans 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Von 12,319 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Basil said: One good thing though China are throwing up 2 new hospitals from scratch in 2 weeks It amazing what a totalitarian regime can do at gun point. Think I'll stick with the shitty UK thanks. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hoona6 3,292 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Frey Bentos said: I liked the thing I read where someone wanted to get it officially called KungFlu. KungFlu by The Wuhan Clan? 3 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Evilchicken0 10,507 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 5 hours ago, heds954 said: Wear a rubber what? Glove? Chicken?* *though, you would have a hen on your cock 😮 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jaycee 36,435 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Evilchicken0 said: 😮 I thought you liked rubber? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
driverchris 22,717 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Basil said: Is it just me that thinks this thing is largely overhyped bollocks with convenient timing; it's flu season people die of flu all the time when we have a (just about) memory of a flu outbreak killing 50 million people, long before the era of common international jet set travel... ...there may be something to be said for a little caution 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
driverchris 22,717 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 also every time I hear Wuhan mentioned, I'm expecting a rap from Ol Dirty Bastard 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rureadyboots 12,393 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Just wait for the plague of locusts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tony Nitrous 14,441 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 26 minutes ago, driverchris said: ...there may be something to be said for a little caution Edited January 30, 2020 by Tony Nitrous 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blow_away 12,278 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Most of the Chinese tourists I saw in Iceland were wearing masks, predominantly the younger ones. A lot of the airport staff also wearing masks in KEF. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fuelline 10,879 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 I'm seeing loads of Asian people wearing masks round the CBD they often do but seems more than usual. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rureadyboots 12,393 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 The Who declares a global pandemic. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Von 12,319 Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, rureadyboots said: The Who declares a global pandemic. Pete Townshend has been named minister of child affairs. Apparently he's written a book about it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawkati 20,013 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Well they are mostly not fucking about - I usually go through brize Norton village to get home, but as I'm listening on the radio to them repatriation the tourists I find the entire village has been closed off by Very Serious People. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
driverchris 22,717 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 maybe this Norton going under story is bigger than we think? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssray 1,577 Posted January 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 The masks people are wearing will do nothing, they need to be sealed from the outside and cover your eyes, thinking an old arai and gaffer tape? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BT81 1,534 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 A brief came out at work today. If you have been in contact with anyone from China in the past two weeks. Go and work from home for the next two weeks. I was speaking to my friend at work "yeah, so my mate I shared a room with in Paris last week, he flew in from China. So I've been told to go home" Winner. I'm using that excuse on monday 🙂 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Basil 13,915 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 4 hours ago, BT81 said: A brief came out at work today. If you have been in contact with anyone from China in the past two weeks. Go and work from home for the next two weeks. I was speaking to my friend at work "yeah, so my mate I shared a room with in Paris last week, he flew in from China. So I've been told to go home" Winner. I'm using that excuse on monday 🙂 It's quite daft when people are still ordering the cheapest offering of a product on Amazon with no clue it's coming direct from China, PRIME members are getting the sniffles on one-click checkout and at your door in a couple of days! <snifff - hack - hack - sniff - sniff> <sniff - hack - sniff> 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hoona6 3,292 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Medics on the quarantine buses taking returnees from Brize to the Wirral: VERY CONCERNED Bus driver? Less so 🤦♂️ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jaycee 36,435 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Basil said: It's quite daft when people are still ordering the cheapest offering of a product on Amazon with no clue it's coming direct from China, PRIME members are getting the sniffles on one-click checkout and at your door in a couple of days! <snifff - hack - hack - sniff - sniff> <sniff - hack - sniff> My wife received some stuff from China the other day. It's been through the steriliser twice, then steriliser was descaled and ran empty twice 🤣 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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