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I think we need a lighter discussion topic, so, fake boobs. Anyone (female) got them? How did it work out, worth it or big mistake? Guys, has your significant other gone under the knife? What are your thoughts?

 

 

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My ex wife got a set, great looking job i have to say, just a pity they are attached to her

I think Ed Sheeran is working out better for him.  

It's funny you should say this, I read about a woman who'd been fucked by an elephant, it killed her, and yet all the evidence points to an elephants penis being quite small in relation to its body. T

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fabiostar

My ex wife got a set, great looking job i have to say, just a pity they are attached to her:o

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Alex_H

I don't think I've seen a set I really like, they don't move or jiggle properly, and sometimes just don't hang right. Happy to be proven wrong by gif here though. 

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porter_jamie

My ex had some. She paid for them. Bargain really would have only got a shit second hand car for the money.

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barryj
5 minutes ago, outkast said:

Not a fan, like them big and natural.

Interesting, what about in later years when they are hanging around the ladies waist?

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GC6269
2 minutes ago, barryj said:

Interesting, what about in later years when they are hanging around the ladies waist?

It's called patina.......

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outkast
3 minutes ago, barryj said:

Interesting, what about in later years when they are hanging around the ladies waist?

Trade her in for a less gravity ravaged model. Obvs innit!

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barryj
1 minute ago, outkast said:

Trade her in for a less gravity ravaged model. Obvs innit!

Ahhh, now see this is coming from the other angle, what if the fella is fine with the current boobs, but the lady isn't happy? 

During the course of my *cough* research, I've discovered that the only option isn't full on pornstar, they are available in gentle lift also (and all the shades of grey in between).

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outkast

It all depends on the swingometer Barry, they need to have a hypnotic but plumpy pendulum like movement while riving the arse off of it. 

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barryj

I'm not a fan of unnecessary surgery, but I also don't have any part of my body that I hate (yes yes, my legs are those of a dwarf) so don't know what that feels like. I guess it must be pretty shit to be considering having them stuffed with silicone.

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barryj
1 minute ago, porter_jamie said:

I'll give you 10 grand if you get you own done! 

I've already mentioned that I'd never leave the house if I had tits and a fanny nailed on.

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chocyboy

I always think a correctly proportioned pair look the part with the correct attire(?) but to be honest if I'm at the point where I'm about to get my end away I couldn't give two fucks what any part of the lady in question was like. 

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barryj
5 minutes ago, chocyboy said:

I always think a correctly proportioned pair look the part with the correct attire(?) but to be honest if I'm at the point where I'm about to get my end away I couldn't give two fucks what any part of the lady in question was like. 

And they say romance is dead!

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Rompy McPoot
26 minutes ago, outkast said:

I hear Rompys Mrs are made of carbon fibre 

Oh hell no :D

Not a fan of surgery myself, but then I'm not judged, pigeonholed and treated based on my looks, thank god

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chocyboy
3 minutes ago, Rompy McPoot said:

Oh hell no :D

Not a fan of surgery myself, but then I'm not judged, pigeonholed and treated based on my looks, thank god

Yes you are. Everyone thinks you look like a twat;)

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Rompy McPoot
Just now, chocyboy said:

Yes you are. Everyone thinks you look like a twat;)

That's got nothing to do with what I look like - it's just common sense :D

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willbloke
52 minutes ago, Gazza said:

Not keen,  I'm also am not keen on botox or dermal fillers and I could earn a fortune providing those. 

My Dentist seems more concerned with this than fixing my fucking teeth !

The Cunt

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Johnno

The lady I went out with last year had the mild job done.  It was okay,  They were just nice, didn't feel that weird.

But she lives in area where expensive hair, teeth, tits and tan are the norm.

She'd come here to Junky Town and it was surprising.  Men would glance and probably think, that's doable..  Some women, would STARE.

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